Sextown U.S.A. Lyrics

You're gonna take a walk in the rain And you're gonna get wet (I predict) You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein And be hungry real soon (I predict) Are my sources correct (I predic...Read Full Lyrics

I hope it doesn't show It'll go away It's just a passin' phase It'll go away You can dress nautical Learn to tie knots Take lots of Dramamine Out on your yacht But when you're all...Read Full Lyrics

A lady gets a lotta things She gets a 20 carat ring She gets the alimony too She gets to look good in the nude But there's one place where they've been whipped Between the nose and...Read Full Lyrics

Who knows what the winds gonna bring when the invalids sing "La la's" with a powerful sting that'll stop any opera or any Bing Sing, spread the news across the land All winners ...Read Full Lyrics

Something for the girl with everything See, the writings on the wall You bought the girl a wall Complete with matching ball-point pen You can breathe another day Secure in knowing ...Read Full Lyrics

When she's on her best behavior Don't be tempted by her favor Never turn your back on mother Earth Towns are hurled from A to B By hands that look so smooth to me Never turn your ...Read Full Lyrics

At Home, At Work, At Play I know you're unavailable from dusk to dawn Or if you were availible you'd bring along A lot of what could only be a hindrance to me I ain't a glutton for...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a snapshot of your Aunt Maureen She's 90 and you're a teen I'm trying to cheer you up Don't be so mean, don't be so mean Crach, bam, now you're looking good Tip Top, now ...Read Full Lyrics

I looked a lot like a Vogue magazine Perfect and smooth, they all called me a dream Flawless and loveless, no intimacy I only lived to be seen Not to be touched, too clean [Chorus...Read Full Lyrics

Man there's so much stuff up here A quarter pound of lean ideas Half a pound of dirty jokes One pound of non-essential quotes It's where the dreamin' starts (Upstairs) It's where ...Read Full Lyrics