Sextown U.S.A. Lyrics

Fog matters to you and me But it can't touch Sherlock Holmes Dogs bark and he knows their breed And knows where they went last night Knows their masters too Oh baby, hold me tight ...Read Full Lyrics

I found my thrill I found my thrill I found my thrill in Beverly Hills Folks call her Jill Folks call her Jill Folks call her Jill but that ain't what I call her She's like a star ...Read Full Lyrics

Begging isn't easy It kills your self-esteem Makes you feel dependent It makes you feel mean But subtlety is useless In breaking down a wall And subtlety is toothless You'd rather ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm loyal, I'm faithful, I trust you Then Friday, I walk in and bust you With someone else Chorus Stop me if you've heard this before Stop me, stop me Stop me if you've heard this ...Read Full Lyrics

Only the subtext, never the text Wish I could push a button for next Only the surface, never the heart When will the confab finally start? Nodding my head like a bobblehead dol...Read Full Lyrics

Something for the girl with everything See, the writings on the wall You bought the girl a wall Complete with matching ball point pen You can breathe another day Secure in knowing ...Read Full Lyrics

Rockin' girls Just 17 The cutest thing I've ever seen C'mon baby, rock with me tonight You're the only girl I ever met named Linda Lou Maybe that's the reason that I'm so in love w...Read Full Lyrics

I am a suburban homeboy with a suburban 'ho right by my side I am a suburban homeboy and I say yo dog to my pool cleaning guy I hope I'm baggy enough for them I play my Shaggy e...Read Full Lyrics

I looked up in the sun And I didn't shake my eyes Then a girl appeared and said "Here, these are your size" Suzie safety Suzie safety Suzie safety I tried to cross the street And...Read Full Lyrics

Albert is smart, he's a genius Watch Albert putter, an obvious genius Someday he will reassess the world And he'll still have time for lots of girls When he grows up, he'll rememb...Read Full Lyrics