Shaftesbury Avenue Lyrics

I come from the jungleFrom PopocatepetlChief of the clanHippopotamomaeBut when the filthy great volcanoWiped out my fellow hipposI was the only individual to surviveHip-hip-hip Hip...Read Full Lyrics

I ate a girl right up, forgive meI don't know what to say or what came over meIt wasn't just because I was hungryI don't think I'm sorryI ate a girl right up, forgive meI ate her p...Read Full Lyrics

Pump, pump it upPump it up if ever it goes limpDress in crepe, dress up in silkPump it up, 'cause when he's hard and when he's bigHe's the Michelin ManMade of rubberThe Michelin Ma...Read Full Lyrics

The little girl plays chopsticksWears Mummy's lipstickThe babysitter watches a dull documentaryI'm on the fire escapeWaiting impatientlyAnticipating what you're saving up for meIt'...Read Full Lyrics

They've announced the new writer in residenceThey've announced his nameBut we'll call him Marquis of SadnessThe professors say he's sadHe's the leading light of the BitteratiBut we...Read Full Lyrics

The music hall is dark, the city lies in silenceTraffic lights are changing in the distanceThe radio plays BrahmsOpening the door of his Fiesta the ventriloquistSteps out into the ...Read Full Lyrics

What will I use to reproduce your cotton dress on canvas?Strips from this abandoned cotton dressAnd what will I use to reproduce the fabric of these panties?Shreds from these disca...Read Full Lyrics

I bought a monkey for SallieAnd let it run amokI bought a monkey for SallieIt listens to hard rockIt gobbles up our foodMessilyScribbles on the wallsAnd especiallyPlays with itself...Read Full Lyrics

(Poo poo pi doo)PornographyIt's just the stuff of every young girl's dreamsJust a young girl's diaryRendered into photographyIt's just the bodyAre you scared of the body?Are you sc...Read Full Lyrics

Song giving descriptions of an unnamed act of loveThe court will call this song Exhibit ASong including details of the persons taking partAnd the actual words these persons saySong...Read Full Lyrics