Shake Hands With Your Uncle Max Lyrics

As I wandered out On the streets of Miami I said to myself This is some fancy town I called up my partner And said, "Hello, Sammy Go pack up your satchel And mosey on down" I got...Read Full Lyrics

She wheels her wheelbarrow Through streets that are narrow, Her barrow is narrow, her hips are too wide So wherever she wheels it, The neighborhood feels it, Her girdle keeps scrap...Read Full Lyrics

Though you once were the best bunny at the Playboy Club, You're getting to be a rabbit with me I just sit there and stare as you hop from shrub to shrub You're getting to be a rabb...Read Full Lyrics

I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service when I was a child, My mother said to me, "Clean the plate, becaus...Read Full Lyrics

When you're driving through the desert, and your car runs out of gas, Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck When you try to stop some strangers they will holler as they pass, Lotsa luck, pal...Read Full Lyrics

My daughter needs a new phonograph. She wore out all the needles. Besides, I broke the old one in half. I hate the Beatles. She says they have a Liverpool beat. She says they used...Read Full Lyrics

Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim-chim-cheree Those are three words that don't make sense to me But I'm used to words that don't make sense to me, From all those commercials I see...Read Full Lyrics

He stood four foot eight And wore a beatnik beard He had big thick glasses And looked real weird He weighed ninety-eight pounds But a whole nation feared The rebel He had a chick ...Read Full Lyrics