Shawn Krueger Lyrics

I went with my new flameTo the city zooTo watch the animalsShit and screwI said 'Look at the turtlesFucking like rabbits'She called me a perveSo I squeezed her titShe slapped my fa...Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemenThis song is not intended for childrenHe's a bit risqueNot the least bit gay(In the happy way)Ping pong he playsHe wrote 'Space Jews'And 'The Cabriolet'But he w...Read Full Lyrics

Tell me what's the political meaningOf coming on an intern's dressDo I wish to document each sexual conquestOr to lead the press on the trail of my sticky messOr just to splatter c...Read Full Lyrics

I'd like to suck your cockFrom its bottom to its topOh but please don't get me wrongThink of it as a rewardYou might think I'm crazy but I hope you don'tI'm just grateful for all o...Read Full Lyrics

Bob Dylan at the height of his fameWas overly obnoxious again and againHe put down poor DonovanTell us Bob why really pick on DonovanDylan replied 'He's an upstartHe's cuter and si...Read Full Lyrics

I love the taste of pink champagneOpen it baby I can do it all againOpen it babyLove, a vicious gameLove a little insaneTell you whatI'll take your nameI will pop it on the spreads...Read Full Lyrics

What is the cultural meaning of coming in an old sockHave I found my true vocation: bespoke tailor to my cockOr is it just to dress my deepest naked fantasies in woolThat eco-frien...Read Full Lyrics

Mr Brown's wife was so beautifulThat he locked her in every morning before going to workJealousy of course was his motiveBut what if his wife watered her plants with an open hand?W...Read Full Lyrics

We are the piratesWe sail in silenceOn frigates, through darknessSome fear us, our violenceOthers admire usCome to our islandsThe sea is still calmBring all your diamondsOur caves ...Read Full Lyrics

If love is goodAs most agreeLoving two must beTwice as goodAnd loving three ...Well, you get the ideaThat all seems pretty logical and uncontroversial to meSo why call me cheat or ...Read Full Lyrics