Shriner's Convention Lyrics

We got a Soviet sub she's a '79. She's got nuclear reactorand she runs real fine. We're loyal to the party and the party line, But a sailor's gotta have a little fun sometime. We w...Read Full Lyrics

Last summer I thought for a little diversion, I'd take My family on a camping excursion – We were tired of vacations with air conditioned rooms And such. (Swimming pools, room s...Read Full Lyrics

Reporters on tv Show protesters in the street Someone burns a flag To show just how they feel Well I just can't believe my eyes As they spit on the stars and stripes How can anyone...Read Full Lyrics

When you get a haircut, be sure to go back home When you get a haircut, get a barber you have known Since you were a little bitty boy sittin' in a booster Chair Or you might look l...Read Full Lyrics

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest... Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum (Captain) Avast there mates, ye're sailin' with Long John Black Beard, Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye Hook, scourge of the bo...Read Full Lyrics

The Preacher and the Bear by Jerry Reed The preacher went out a huntin', it was on one Sunday morn' It was against his religion, but he took a shotgun along He got himself a mess...Read Full Lyrics

Misty Ray Stevens (Erroll Garner/Johnny Burke) Covered many times, this song has had at least Four top 40 appearances, with one of the best-known By Johnny Mathis in 1959. Ray's "...Read Full Lyrics

Get up Get up Get up Get up Up in the morning At the crack of dawn Just a cup of coffee to go to work on Fight the traffic and the hustle and the bustle of the mob Gotta hurry can...Read Full Lyrics

[sound of wire-service telegraphy] Spoken: Hello, ev'ryone, This is your Action News reporter With all the news that is news across the nation on the scene At the supermarket. Th...Read Full Lyrics

What do you say when you write with no words? (feeling) Feel a song that's never been heard? (sing it) How do know if you did it all? (answer) What do you do when you've done it al...Read Full Lyrics