Shrinky Dinks Lyrics

I flip the channels on tv And see some sumos on the screen I know now what I want to be I'll put my hair all up in braids I'll get to eat food all the day And for this I will get b...Read Full Lyrics

I saw her there, walking down the street I said "Excuse me, there's someone you oughta meet You oughta meet. " She came up to me, "Whatcha have to say?" I said "Jesus" and she turn...Read Full Lyrics

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground Try this trick and spin it, yeah Your head will collapse But there's nothing in it And you'll ask yourself Where is my mind? ...Read Full Lyrics

As your casket closes listen to the living weep Their tears are such cold comfort when they bury you so deep You think they cry for you; that they came to pay respects? The living ...Read Full Lyrics

Grab a hood to hide your face Tie a shirt around your waist Pull a sk8 from off the wall It's time to crash the funeral hall The Ghoul Hunter is out tonight But we don't really car...Read Full Lyrics

Whispering voices in darkness Their footsteps were really quite loud They came for a skull made of crystal They'll leave in a burial shroud Gathering in the graveyard A cult and a...Read Full Lyrics

Guzzling the rot gut Binging on the putrefied swill Total fucking mind rot Blind drunk and I'm dying to kill So fucking loaded I can't get off the floor Three sheets are to the wi...Read Full Lyrics

Up in the Volkov mountains In the rubble of the Ghoul hunter's home A monster of metal lies buried Under ten thousand tons of stone To wield a weapon so powerful Its owner would c...Read Full Lyrics

One night as I crept through the cemetery gates Seeking out the cause of the local mania I bespied a ghastly sight, which gave me quite a fright The legendary Ghouls of Creepsylvan...Read Full Lyrics

This town is a smoldering hole Christo-fascists are in control They put a Disney store in Svatoplunk Square All the guards at the labor camp shop there Christian values, the mark o...Read Full Lyrics