Simple Sister Lyrics

(brooker / reid) *In the wee small hours of sixpenceAnd the lighted chandelierStands a rusty old retainerWhose old eyes are filled with tearsFor his master, good sir galant,Who is ...Read Full Lyrics

"All hands on deck, we"ve run afloat" I heard the captain cry"Explore the ship, replace the cook, let no one leave alive!"Across the straits, around the Horn, how far can sailors f...Read Full Lyrics

Simple sister Got whooping cough Have to burn her toys Take her treats Eat her sweets Scare off all the boys Simple sister Got whooping cough Have to put her out Wear her clothes S...Read Full Lyrics

Bringing home the baconTender juicy steaks Breast-fed baby dumpling Gobbling up the cakes Milk-fed baby dumplingSlobbering, goo-faced, mean Wet-nursed sour purse spot faceBlubberin...Read Full Lyrics

This war we are waging is already lostThe cause for the fighting has long been a ghostMalice and habit have now won the dayThe honours we fought for are lost in the frayStandards a...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight we sleep on silken sheets We drink fine wine and eat rare meats On Carousel and gambling stakeOur fortunes speed, and dissipateIt's candlelight and chandelier It's silver p...Read Full Lyrics

(brooker / reid)*Lime street in the afternoonEverybody crazy as a coonI'm running round in my underpantsTrying to find some kinda romanceQuarter past three [sic] on lime streetI go...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a dog in a manger A cat with a mouse I'm the prodigal stranger I'll burn down the house I'm a self-educator A collector of news I'm the cool liberator Any topic you chooseI'm a...Read Full Lyrics

Picture RushStory Hush Got the picture got the rush Got the story got the hush Got the joker Got the flush Got the choker Got the crush Picture Rush. Story Hush Got the wrong side ...Read Full Lyrics

It's not that I'm so cheerful, though I'll always raise a smile And if at times my nonsense rhymes then I'll stand trial My friends are all around me but they only breathe through ...Read Full Lyrics