Singles At Church Lyrics

Four hard lashes to the back of a child Barely old enough to talk like a baby But in enough pain to scream, "Oh my God! AHHHHH!! OWWW! OH, NO!!!" But it turned the little creep on ...Read Full Lyrics

I know now what I chase The back yard has escaped me I do not fear the doughy man, the mower, Oxen, sheep, or lamb My breakfast nears It's looking at me Bacon tears my flimsy nigh...Read Full Lyrics

I got married at 30, 000 feet To the woman I love For the parcel of meat She had strapped to her back Made a horrible parachute. Don't use meat for a parachute. Meat chute Wife los...Read Full Lyrics

Got my gaurden all packed up. I got them tiny lights to put in bushes. When they shine, boy I tell ya, ain't a brighter night to come by... I packed my chair... Sixteen cushions An...Read Full Lyrics

I will buy you things. Things that make your teeth shine. I will buy you gifts with my one thin dime Time is but a thought. I think you've got the time To give me all your poochy. ...Read Full Lyrics

A golf course spins around my head. A pane of glass is in my bed. You were once in my bed. How did you meet them? Did you meet them in the parking lot Where mom got raped and dad g...Read Full Lyrics

Honey, I'm with the Flinch Mob. I'll clean up your inkspot. I love just the red dot. Pencil through my hand. You always go to work sick. I think you had a wood tick. The virus will...Read Full Lyrics

You say, "impunity". I'm not so small. You're reading into this. Cut another notch in your table leg. Another dead poet washed away. You're proud of all your friends. They don't ha...Read Full Lyrics

"This afternoon we want to talk about" "Now I want you brothers to dig where we coming from" [Wc] Five yers ago when I was in high school No bills to pay, I used to say to myself "...Read Full Lyrics

No matter what you do No matter what you say I can't see myself like somebody that don't skip skip this way I keep my kakies creased And my chucks laced up Lets take a toast to th...Read Full Lyrics