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I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill Slyly eyeing his upper nostril If he jumps inside there too I really won't know what to do I'll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo A nas...Read Full Lyrics

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Arthur; You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight. ... Pause... I am Arthur, king of the Britons. ... Pause... I seek the finest and the bravest knights To join me in my ...Read Full Lyrics

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