Sit on My Face Lyrics

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Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,And things seem hard or tough,And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,Just remember tha...Read Full Lyrics

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All things dull and ugly,All creatures short and squat,All things rude and nasty,The Lord God made the lot.Each little snake that poisons,Each little wasp that stings,He made their...Read Full Lyrics

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I Like traffic lights.I Like traffic lights.I Like traffic lights,No matter where they've been.I Like traffic lights.I Like traffic lights.I Like traffic lights.I Like traffic ligh...Read Full Lyrics