Sittin' On A Tree Stump Lyrics

I shot an ol' bottle with my favorite gun just last night It shattered and the sound made me feel like the king I am The neighbors all heard and got scared Thought it was a gunfigh...Read Full Lyrics

Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle But Clark Kent now there was a real gent He would not be cau...Read Full Lyrics

I can barely feel the sheets with all these crumbs down in my bed How can I get to sleep with all this buzzin' in my head And who'd have ever thought I'd not complain about a mess ...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm sampling from your bosom Sometimes I suffer from distractions like Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks? When I'm swimming in When I'm swimming in you...Read Full Lyrics

Darling I've been thinking this one through We've been fighting like cat and dog now here's what we've got to do This life in the city is killing the love that we once knew We coul...Read Full Lyrics

I thought of you and made believe Until I made you real You played with me You stayed with me And knew just what I'd feel The lips I never kissed Are lips I can't forget The dress...Read Full Lyrics

She knows the future like the palm in your hand She knows your past like the lay of the land The first time she met me she saw right through me Some cards and a cane in her hand - ...Read Full Lyrics

It may be that I'd like to But I won't fall in love with you We won't spend the rest of our lives together But anyway couldn't we go on a trip together We could go to the British ...Read Full Lyrics

There's a skeleton in everybody's closet I can think of one or two in my own room 'But I would like to introduce them both to you You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gl...Read Full Lyrics

We're talkin' about a thick necked man in the city Build a pub a blood and sweat Swears by God he'll stand by justice He ain't stood by justice yet He gets them drunk and gets thei...Read Full Lyrics