Six Six Six (feat. Sherri DuPree-Bemis, Andy Hull & Jon Simmons) Lyrics

This is the tale of a bearded sloth who debases himself so they can get their rocks off. Recruits five skinny, better-looking men to play guitar parts he'll never play again. So it...Read Full Lyrics

Ah-ohAh-ohSome say I've lost my touch at crafting Say Anything songsI suppose I'll let you take my place on stageIt's not a difficult job to supplant, young oneAnd you're twice as ...Read Full Lyrics

When the United States of genocideDecided to break freeThey instilled a huddled massOf neuroses in meOr maybe it was PalestineWith that wretched German dwarfWho carved the need to ...Read Full Lyrics

Tiny man, chubby man, a trembling scruffy, lazy man sculpting with my puffy hands an idol to my pride's demands. Tonight I need to be redeemed. I'm in the nude inhaling ice cream, ...Read Full Lyrics

There is a nebulous, nut-crunching non-entity in my jutting prenatal midsection. I judge my parents for a job that I could never hope to do because I'm a spoiled ball-less freak. I...Read Full Lyrics

My greatest fear is a splendid thing. It's an image of a middle-aged me with an earring playing shows to an empty bar while the bottle waits grinning by the shadow of a pop star. M...Read Full Lyrics

They say it takes some to find the one you're meant for. I spent that time in strangers' beds. Had my mom pick me up at 5:30 in the morning from a downtown loft where the Cthulhu i...Read Full Lyrics

Get in the oven, young cousin,if your pupils dilate wide. Bearing your rufie and your butter-knife memberwearing the scalps and hides. Don't put your hand on her. Don't read your p...Read Full Lyrics

Hitchhiker by the side of the road. You climbed into his truck so he could bring you home, but when your pupils took a mallet to his crooked teeth, well, his tongue swelled up and ...Read Full Lyrics

The man who touched me, he cornered me beneath the trees, offering candy and bearing something cold for me. He reached inside me to pluck the cherry from my heart, but when he grip...Read Full Lyrics