Slow Poke Lyrics

The man from the television crawled into the train I wonder who he's gonna stick it in this time Everyone was looking for a little entertainment So they'll probably pull his hands ...Read Full Lyrics

Now that your picture's in the paper being rhythmically admired And you can have anyone that you have ever desired All you gotta tell me now is why, why, why, why? [Chorus:] Welco...Read Full Lyrics

Calling Mister Oswald with the swastika tattoo There is a vacancy waiting in the English voodoo Carving "v" for vandal on the guilty boy's head When he's had enough of that, maybe ...Read Full Lyrics

We're all going on a summer holiday Vigilantes coming out to follow me Heard somebody say they're out to collar me Anybody wanna swallow me? It takes two to tumble, it takes two t...Read Full Lyrics

Little triggers that you pull with your tongue Little triggers, I don't want to be hung up, strung up When you don't call up Little sniggers on your lips Little triggers in your g...Read Full Lyrics

Nice girls, not one with a defect Cellophane shrink-wrapped, so correct Red dogs under illegal legs She looks so good that he gets down and begs [Chorus:] She is watching the dete...Read Full Lyrics

What are you girls gonna tell your mother? I don't want to hear another word about young lovers Or hiding your boyfriend in the cupboard She's been to see the doctor, so you hope t...Read Full Lyrics

I don't want no older woman, who really doesn't dig my scene And I don't want no spaced out groupie, who wants to be a gypsy queen And I don't want no nasty lady, who doesn't dig...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, her mama says she's lazy But her mama drives her crazy, every day and night Yeah (yeah), she's a juvenile exciter And her daddy was a writer, for the tv guide And she's so ba...Read Full Lyrics

When I try to phone, they say you're not at home I don't believe that it's true And when we fool around, you always put me down Now what am I supposed to do When you won't dance w...Read Full Lyrics