Smoker Lyrics

{*a parody of Jay-Z's song "Hard Knock Life"*} [Chorus:] It's a Star Trek life for us It's a Star Trek life for us! Steadda work-outs, feed my gut Steadda drivin, beam me up! It's...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of BDP's song "South Bronx"*} Many people tell me this show is pathetic But when it comes on I shake like a diabetic TV tunes in and my brain tunes out And it takes ano...Read Full Lyrics

Sittin' at home doin' nothing in particular Watchin' tv legs crossed perpendicular Tryin' real hard to retain my sanity When in walks the reason I gave up on humanity Five foot eig...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Long is a man unique in his kind He's a Chinese superhero in his own mind He thinks he's a s** god, he rarely has a date Mr. Long is a man traumatized by fate His first name is...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of Prazwell's song "Ghetto Superstar"*} [Chorus:] We are superfriends, fighting 'til the end With the Wonder Twins, yes we always win Come along with us, an adventure '...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death] I took a look at the state of hip-hop, and it made my jaw drop Ccause it's mostly just sloppy pop I've watched the quality drop over the ye...Read Full Lyrics

Thank you for your money and I thank you for your call Now let me gaze deep into my crystal ball And see what the future has in store for you I gotta concentrate to clearly let the...Read Full Lyrics

Things That Make You Go... I was at a club, sittin' with my friends Watchin' all the girls as they walked on through She came from behind put her hands on my eyes In a very soft v...Read Full Lyrics

Now what if rappers had to write their own music Instead of getting sampled stuff so they could use it Over a beat that's nothing but a bass drum Over and over making your ears num...Read Full Lyrics

Back in the game though I never really left Givin' more of the same somethin' funny somethin' def Lot of rotting in my brain and there isn't much left Spice is the name and the ban...Read Full Lyrics