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Out of the wringer, into the dryer Spins the clothes higher Squeezing out static and shocks Little stockings tumbling 'round together Couldn't cling forever Now I'm missing on...Read Full Lyrics

Blue shadows A Venetian parade Eyes on a starlet who was yet to be made He had the thin blue lips And a fingerless glove He was a hunter for a prey To put his prints on [C...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon an average morn An average boy was born for the second time Prone upon the altar there He whispered up the prayer he'd kept hid inside The vision came He saw the o...Read Full Lyrics

Sunday needs a pick me up? Here's your chance Do you get tired of the same old square dance? Allemande right now All join hands Do-si-do to the promised boogieland Got no nee...Read Full Lyrics

Am I a pilgrim? Or another souvener hound? In the city of lights I set my sights On a king's domain. It was a manhole Dug over at the edge of town And a spray can scrawl On a cemet...Read Full Lyrics

Down in Carolina way lived a man name o' Big B. J. B. J,. Went and got a school founded on caucasian rule Bumper sticker on his Ford says 'Honkies If You Love The Lord" [Chorus:] W...Read Full Lyrics

In this city I confess I am driven to possess Answer no one, let them guess Are you someone I impress? I am a big boss with a short fuse I have a nylon carpet and rubber shoes And ...Read Full Lyrics

Sally's into knowledge, Spent her years in college Just to find out nothing is true. She can hardly speak now; Words are not unique now 'Cause they can't say anything new. You say ...Read Full Lyrics

You don't owe me nothing There was a time in Christendom The road to God was hard to tread 'Til charlatans in leisure suits Saw dollars dancing in their heads You don't owe me no...Read Full Lyrics

The Christian counselor wrote, quote "Who is the only humane choice ahead If you can't support it Why don't you abort it instead? " You say you pray to the sky Why? When you're afr...Read Full Lyrics