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Suck a hyena's ass Suck a racehorse's dick Suck a cheetah's ass Lick a horse's asshole Eat that mule shit Eat that mule shit Eat that mule shit Eat that mule shit Suck a snow leo...Read Full Lyrics

Met her last night at the partyShe won't remember meI don't know why I'm even tryingIt's all to plain to seeThat she doesn't even care about meOr the things I'd sayAnd even if I as...Read Full Lyrics

Play the rock guitar like a rock starRock the casbah like a hurricaneRock and roll is my music for a joyrideWhip that werewolf with a beltFeel the power of rock and rollFeel the po...Read Full Lyrics

This band played at The Metro About eight hundred people were at the rock show The jam session was awesome It whupped a horse's ass The Foo Fighters The Foo Fighters The Foo Fight...Read Full Lyrics

This van has some featuring optionsIt is a recreation vanI go across the city by driving around townI love driving this mean machineFord WindstarFord WindstarFord WindstarFord Wind...Read Full Lyrics

Jesus is keeping me on the roadI keep on movingI am cruising to the nearest topGood newsGood newsGood newsGood news is rock 'n' rollI speeded so fastI was moving at 90 miles per ho...Read Full Lyrics

Louie Griff killed Officer James DudleyHe shot him five times in the head with a .357 MagnumLouie Griff was arrested by the police for first-degree murderHe was taken to the metal ...Read Full Lyrics

Why can't anything beThe way it is on my TVI don't know what is wrongI only want what I seeYou and I should get alongPlease don't take this wrongI'm tired of being aloneAnd I think...Read Full Lyrics

It's Wednesday, April 2, 1997, at 12:00 PMI took a Greyhound bus to Des Moines, IowaIt was a six-hour profanity demon hellrideAt 6:00 PM, the Greyhound bus arrived at the Des Moine...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time, Dale Meiners got mad at meHe was very disappointed in meI was bragging about doing a keyboard solo show that would not happenAt 2:00 AM on March 5, 1996, Dale Mei...Read Full Lyrics