Sofa No. 2 Lyrics

[includes quotes from God Bless America (Irving Berlin), America The Beautiful (Ward/Bates), Marine's Hymn (trad.) and A Soldier's Tale (Stravinsky)] A lot of people don't bother ...Read Full Lyrics

[reminiscent of Louie Louie (Richard Berry)] Suzy Creamcheese Oh mama, now . . . What's got into ya? Suzy you were such a sweetie Yeah, yeah, yeah! Once you were my one & only Ye...Read Full Lyrics

Eat your greens Don't forget your beans & celery Don't forget to bring Your fake I. D. Eat a bunch of these Magnificent With sauerkraut Mmmmmmmmmmm Sauerkraut Eat a grape, a fig A ...Read Full Lyrics

Listen carefully, Spider of destiny! You must heed the call Of cosmo-Biology! Listen to me! If you eat the Earthlings now, Things will all be fine, and then, We'll repair our love...Read Full Lyrics

[Guitar solo from Illinois Enema Bandit Santa Monica Civic Auditorium December 11, 1980 engineer: George Douglas FZ lead guitar Steve Vai rhythm guitar Ray White rhythm guitar Ike...Read Full Lyrics

Yes indeed, here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the mar-juh-reen An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine I saw a handsome parish lady Make...Read Full Lyrics

Jim gordon (drums) John guerin (drums) Aynsley dunbar (drums) Ralph humphrey (drums) Jack bruce (bass) Erroneous (bass) Tom fowler (bass) Frank zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar) Ge...Read Full Lyrics

[includes a quote from Petrushka (Stravinsky)] Ooo-Ooo-Ooo etc., etc., AH-AH WA WA WA WA WA WA WAH! I'm losin' status at the high school I used to think that it was my school . ....Read Full Lyrics

His name is Stevie Vai, And he's a crazy guy Last November, I recall, He needed a spanking He decided then A female specimen Would be exciting for a night To give him a spanking ...Read Full Lyrics

Act ii Scene ten Stick it out Joe: Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn Streck ihn aus Streck aus deinen heifien gelockten. Streck ihn aus Streck...Read Full Lyrics