Soggy Cereal Lyrics

OK, let's play a game with a map of the world. We'll call it Risk. And you roll the dice so you can get more armies so you can conquer The world. Then you bomb, torture, rape and p...Read Full Lyrics

Well you've got everthing that you could possilby need. You've got Your fast red car. You've got your lines of speed. You've got an office Of your own and your fax machine and lots...Read Full Lyrics

Jealousy is my evil twin, he looks like me and I look like him, I see His face in the mirror as the day begins, needles and pins. Envy is My middle name as long as I've got someone...Read Full Lyrics

Sits in his office rappin' with the rats, lookin' for excuses for his fits and Spats, makin' things worse with a cocaine brain, trying to judge the Distance between pleasure and pa...Read Full Lyrics

Maybe if I had a million dollars Maybe if I had a brand new car Maybe if I had some better drugs Maybe then I'd be hapy. Maybe if I had some new golf clubs Maybe if I had a major l...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a Don Quixote fuckin' windmill fightin' dude I can't understand all of the things I see you do Oh your brain is full of sludge; religion and tv I'm against you doughnuts and yo...Read Full Lyrics

Due to a lack of interest and a lack of difference between the rival Parties all elections have been suspended. And that's the news, war Is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is ...Read Full Lyrics

Instant gratification, just add water. Instant gratification, bring it to boil. I want it now, all of it, every last single solitary bit. Instant gratification isn't quick enough. ...Read Full Lyrics

The smiling faces show no traces of the deceit that lurks within. They'll Spit and spew of their respect for you while they try to hold back that Grin. But the grin will escape if ...Read Full Lyrics

Just when you thought it was safe to open your eyes the ozone's Depleted. Just when you thought it was safe to breathe the oxygen's Polluted. Just when you thought it was safe to d...Read Full Lyrics