Some Young Guy Lyrics

I've seen young people waste their timeReading books about sensitive VampiresIt's kinda sadBut you say it's not the end of the worldOr maybe it isI heard about the Horse race snipe...Read Full Lyrics

It's 35 CEI've got a villa on the isle of CapriFar from where prying eyes can seeI've got a passport to depravityRubbed a lobster in a fisherman's eyesBecause he took me by surpris...Read Full Lyrics

The man who spoke at graduationSaid "Life doesn't come with a manual"But one week later I found oneIn that Thrift store on Second and SamuelThe weathergirl on the TVSaid April show...Read Full Lyrics

I searched behind the cushions found a $1.35Every day I wonder how we manage to surviveIn the kitchen flies are buzzin' like bees in a hiveWorld keeps turnin' doesn't care if we li...Read Full Lyrics

Illiterate peasants crowdin' in on meI feel like an island in a filthy seaFeels like I'm living in the 13th centuryThe world now, it hurdlesAll bootedWe wander, in circlesAll Spurr...Read Full Lyrics

Who will sponsor my green revolution?Will you buy the rights to my class war?Purchase the t-shirts and the audio version of the bookThey took your anger and polished upThen they so...Read Full Lyrics

Four letter words can have two meaningsLove, bleep and bleep to name a fewSometimes it's something that you're feelingOther times, it's something that you doSometimes life is like ...Read Full Lyrics

Melora says you shouldn't envy the deadAnd she wouldn't wanna be a KennedyDrilling holes into their daughter's headThese are the things that Melora saysIn a funhouse built in 1804,...Read Full Lyrics

She was crowned "Miss Industrial Solvents"Of Bulter County PAShe didn't just wave from a floatNo! She had something to sayAt a ribbon cuttingOr in line at the Dairy QueenShe took h...Read Full Lyrics

I wrote this song for all my vegan superhero friendsYou can listen to thisWhile performing oral sexIt's time for you to tasteThe sweetest nectar in the landYou can lick the nectar ...Read Full Lyrics