Someone Else's Pills Lyrics

I'm so fucked up! Let's have a party at my place and have way too much to drink (So fucked up!) We'll mix lunch with Everclear punch, and we can throw up in the sink (So fucked up...Read Full Lyrics

Don't play football We play Fenders We chop fish in kitchen blenders We're a disgrace to our gender We're the men! Always together night and day It makes our girlfriends think we'...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Welcome to Party Beach Drag races in the street They haul that toxic waste offshore And they throw it overboard It falls into a sunken hull And spil...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick Pop my dick, you son of a bitch! ...Read Full Lyrics

I got a time bomb And it's ready to blow I got a time bomb Just like I told you before You think you'll run away And live to fight another day But what do you think you're running...Read Full Lyrics

Doin' a little drinking at my favorite bar Got so smashed I couldn't drive my car Got the phone and called me a cab Got thrown out, and couldn't pay my tab Nowhere to go, no cash t...Read Full Lyrics

I love lesbians more than anyone So why don't lesbians love me? I want lesbians, each and every one So why don't lesbians want me? It turns me on the way They all wear sexy linger...Read Full Lyrics

Hey man, I kinda like your sister (yeah yeah yeah) Hey man, I hope that's cool. Hey man, I'm gonna lose my mind Every single time I find your sister, Suntannin by the pool. Hey ma...Read Full Lyrics

Never thought we'd meet again A young wanna-be and an old has-been I wish I had a photo of this scene I've suffered through dependencies I still have violent tendencies I could sel...Read Full Lyrics

I think I'm gonna go home, 'cause you just ran out of beer And there's nothing you can say that'll make me wanna stay around here You're lying there half naked But these tunes you'...Read Full Lyrics