Something New Lyrics

Slow summer so Rick Johnson booked a showAt the Ice Pick, fucked up punk rock club.Used to go there way, way back in the day.I walked in, seemed like nothing had changed.You can't ...Read Full Lyrics

How can you say, you were the one,You were the one who thought things overWhen you come, stone in hand?Now you come, you come against me.Well I've been to this place beforeAnd I kn...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so postmodern I refuse to play this song live, instead I play "Creep" by Radiohead.I'm so postmodern I put glad wrap on the toilet, poke it full of holes, and gate-crash show a...Read Full Lyrics

It's 5am and the floorboards are tremblingBut they don't nearly know the fear I feel right nowMy bed coasts like a boat out on the oceanThe pictures fall and the windows all blow o...Read Full Lyrics

When we were kids we would always climbThe tallest trees in townWe never thought aboutWhat would happen ifWe lost our footing on the thirty-seventh branchAnd fell down to the groun...Read Full Lyrics

She's just a girlGets what she wantsShe's bad in bedBut it doesn't matterShe's really hotEveryone staresAnd it makes her headThe size of an elephant'sOne in the roomThere's one on ...Read Full Lyrics

The moneys gone and mother threw your record's on the lawn.But hey who needs a car when you've got me? To come and set it right, to hold the match up to your camel light.The phone ...Read Full Lyrics

When I look in the mirror I know not who I see It's hopeless, it's hopeless But I'm not sorry for what that I've done They had it coming, we all die someday I always do what the v...Read Full Lyrics

Alright motherfuckers, listen up loud Cause there's a new fucking sheriff in town And if you're with me, put your hands in the air Cause this is a fucking takeover What's the matte...Read Full Lyrics

Jingle Bells Batman smells, robin laid an egg, the batmobile lost it's wheel.... AND THE JOKER FUCKED YOUR MOMhey hey little girls and boyswhats on your list for this year?teddy be...Read Full Lyrics