Something's Out to Get Me Lyrics

High wide and handsome - that's how I like livin'. High wide and handsome - that's how life should be. Low skinny and ugly - that's for other people. High wide and handsome suits m...Read Full Lyrics

I took my gal out walkin', it was on one Saturday nightI took my gal out walkin' and the moon was shining brightI asked her if she'd kiss me and this is what she saidShe said she w...Read Full Lyrics

I promised to meet her when the clock struck twenty-threeDown in the village, just four miles out of townShe runs the local tavern and the liquor's always freeBut the pickles sell ...Read Full Lyrics

A crowd of young fellows one night at a clubWere telling of sweethearts they had.All of them jolly, except one young man,Who seemed downhearted and sad."Come, Ned, won't you join u...Read Full Lyrics

Half an hour till train time and sirAnd a fearful dark time, tooTake a look at the switch lights, TomFetch in a stick when you're throughOn time? Well, yes, I guess soShe left the ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, goodbye booze for evermoreMy boozing days will soon be o'erOh, I had a good time but we couldn't agreeYou see what booze has done for meShe swelled my head, she broke my heartS...Read Full Lyrics

Mister, won't you lend a poor dime a cripple?I'm about a thousand dollars from my homeAin't got no mile in my pocket, no head to poke my hole throughAnd I don't know where I'll die...Read Full Lyrics

There comes a time in a young man's life when he should settle down,But I've gotta catch that next fair deal before it hits the ground -I'm on my way, I'm gonna make it pay.Go ask ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm glad I'm marriedMy wife is a dreamShe lets me stay out late at nightShe don't care if I get tightDon't have to worryTell her where I wasShe just says, good morning, dearLike sh...Read Full Lyrics

I was sitting in a station one dayWhen I heard a splendid young lad sayI've no money for my fare but I'm longing to be thereAnd a letter from my sister tells me thisMother's dying,...Read Full Lyrics