Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut Lyrics

Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We're gonna kick your collective posterior Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively Our stat...Read Full Lyrics

[Announcer:] There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs [Random Voice #1:] Spatula City [Random Voice #2:] Spatula City [Announcer:] A giant warehouse of spatulas ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm never satisfied with three meals a day While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light Right, yeah, if n...Read Full Lyrics

What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know Don't know, don't know, don't know, I don't know! Don't know,...Read Full Lyrics

I starred in every high school play Blew every drama teacher away Graduated first in my class at Juilliard Took every acting workshop I could And I dreamed of Hollywood While I rea...Read Full Lyrics

Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil Oh well, I'm feelin like I stuck ...Read Full Lyrics

Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria It's got all the others beat It sells over four million burgers a year Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat My ice cream sa...Read Full Lyrics

Where'd you learn how to steer You do eighty in second gear When you drive, I can't relax Got your license from Cracker Jacks You just hit another tree These fender benders are kil...Read Full Lyrics

[are:] Hey Lucy, I'm home [L:] Oh Ricky, you're so fine [L:] You're so fine you blow my mind [L:] Hey Ricky, hey Ricky [are:] Oh Lucy, you're so fine [are:] You're so fine you bl...Read Full Lyrics

Veren zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly ...Read Full Lyrics