Spam Song Lyrics

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',He grew,... grew, grew, and grewGrew up to be-- grew up to beA boy called 'Brian'A boy called 'Brian'.He had arms... and legs... and hands... an...Read Full Lyrics

Why are we here , what's life all about?Is God really real , or is there some doubt?Well tonight we're going to sort it all outFor tonight it's the meaning of lifeWhat's the point ...Read Full Lyrics

Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yerYou're the Doctor of my dreamsWith your crinkly hair and your glassy stareAnd your machiavellian schemesI know they say that you are very vainAnd ...Read Full Lyrics

Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on,And Mozart don't go shopping no more.You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again,And Elgar doesn't answer the door.Schubert and Chopin used to ...Read Full Lyrics

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',He grew, grew, grew, and grewGrew up to be, grew up to beA boy called 'Brian',A boy called 'Brian'.He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet,Th...Read Full Lyrics

Full speed ahead, Mr. Cohen!CHORUS: Up, up, up your premium. Up, up, up your premium.PIRATE: Scribble away!CHORUS: Up, up, up your premium.PIRATE: And balance the books.CHORUS: Up,...Read Full Lyrics

And now i want to turn you to Sumeria,...787(music begins)(Horn Blows)Hello? ......Hello?! Hello? Who is it?It Is King Arthur and these are my knights of the round table,whose cast...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

I want a love that's right, right is only half of what's wrongI want a short-haired girl who sometimes wears it twice as longNow I'm stepping out this old brown shoe, baby, I'm in ...Read Full Lyrics

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',He grew, grew, grew, and grewGrew up to be, grew up to beA boy called 'Brian',A boy called 'Brian'.He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet,Th...Read Full Lyrics