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The Cast (in order of appearance [roughly]):KING ARTHUR : Graham ChapmanPATSY : Terry GilliamGUARD #1 : Michael PalinGUARD #2 : John CleeseMORTICIAN : Eric IdleCUSTOMER : John Cl...Read Full Lyrics

Full speed ahead, Mr Cohen!Up, up, up your premium Up, up, up your premium (Scribble away!)Up, up, up your premium (And balance the books)Up, up, up your premium (Scribble away!)Up...Read Full Lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskinReminds me of your smileI've had ballanital chancroidsFor quite a little whileI gave my heart to NSUThat lovely night in JuneI ache for you my darlingAn...Read Full Lyrics

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,And things seem hard or tough,And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,Just remember tha...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio.I bet you they won't play this new ng song.It's not that it's or controversialjust that the ng words are awfully strong.You can't...Read Full Lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskinReminds me of your smileI've had ballanital chancroidsFor quite a little whileI gave my heart to NSUThat lovely night in JuneI ache for you my darlingAn...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OKI sleep all night and I work all day.[Chorus]He's a lumberjack and he's OKHe sleeps all night and he works all day.I cut down trees, I eat my lunchI go t...Read Full Lyrics

Finland , Finland , FinlandThe country where I want to bePony trekking or camping or just watch T.V.Finland , Finland , FinlandIt's the country for meYou're so near to Russia so fa...Read Full Lyrics

A one, twoA one, two, three, fourHalf a bee, philosophicallyMust, ipso facto, half not beBut half the bee has got to beA vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?But can a bee be said to be...Read Full Lyrics