Special Olympics Lyrics

So this is Outer Space What a lovely place I can't wait to tell the human race Hello alien will you be my friend Wait there's something I can't comprehend It's not outer space at a...Read Full Lyrics

Yeeeeeeeeeehaw! She's a tall glass'o water. She's sip a lemonade. She's a cup of hot darjeeling tea She's a cold tang in the shade. She's an oatmeal cookie. She's a crumble apple ...Read Full Lyrics

If I could be a Superhero, I would be Awesome Man. I'd fly around the world fighting crime According to my Awesome Plan. And if I saw criminals trying to lie Hurting other people a...Read Full Lyrics

I came down to the breakfast table Felt like I could die I tried so hard, but wasn't able To look you in the eye For I am feeling so much shame Yes I have brought disgrace Could te...Read Full Lyrics

You got a Unicorn, Butterfly, Angel Wings, Inner Thigh Queer Tattoo, that's a queer Tattoo Flaming Skull, Smoking Pot, That's the Opposite of not a Queer Tattoo, it's a queer Tatt...Read Full Lyrics

Dare I say, the greatest poets of our day Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent Jay; The hip hip clowns Haters see just white-trash family They say fan of I.C.P. Must have the downs I don't ...Read Full Lyrics

I see rocky mountains and great lakes Stood beneath a redwood tree But wherever I go my heart aches For a place called Tennessee Oh come with me Where the Whiskey flows like whine...Read Full Lyrics

I flagged him down at the corner And he picked me up at the light I told him where I was going And we drove off into the night "How's it going my friend?" I asked him Slowly he tur...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a boy of 10, I had a special friend Ed was kind, with good intent But just a little different Oh, special Ed His Mama mama dropped him dropped him on his head Now he's ...Read Full Lyrics

*Cheering* [Verse 1] Have a seat and listen Please don’t say a thing In matters of the heart sometimes the truth will ever sting Just don’t take it personally, this is no at...Read Full Lyrics