Splatter Splatter Lyrics

We will create consumer paradise Teach all ye citizens the need A sale is a sale, no matter what the price Teach all ye citizens the holy need Everyone's equal before the mighty bu...Read Full Lyrics

(Mike) Up until just recently Gambling was thought to be blasphemy (Jian, as Cedric) Like Wilson Phillips, evil stuff (Mike) But Canada is changing fast Loosening it up at last l...Read Full Lyrics

(All) We took the babies we knew and the toddlers we knew, Said we'd like to get a slice of life from your point of view 'Cause you cry and laugh a lot more than us older folks do ...Read Full Lyrics

I have a college pal who Says we can pay one price for two Just ask for 'Roger', at Video Bargainville We can take a trip up to the corner, it's not too far, especially in the car...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, the wonderful thing about oatmeal How it lies on your pillow at night How it fills up the holes in your jacket How it doesn't taste like anything quite like Oatmeal, plain as t...Read Full Lyrics

Prt 1 Flowers and rainbows Skies of blue He's always happy You'll be too It's the sunny side With Steve Burgess! Prt 2 Who's got a smile For the kids at >Play Who makes the west...Read Full Lyrics

(Mike) Which state has the lowest highest point? Eh? Florida? I guessed Florida or Louisiana, I was wrong. Jian got it on his second guess. No.. New York? It's got fuckin' mountain...Read Full Lyrics

[In thick German accents] If it's ze secrets of life that you seek, Zen srough (through) a mi-croscope you must peek! Mendel did vonders just using his eye, But to really see, yo...Read Full Lyrics

(Jian on lead) When she talks I listen. It's something significant because I don't often. Words passed on a boat I'll remember every note. When she talks When she talks. (Jian wi...Read Full Lyrics

(All) You can't be too careful. You can't agonize over it. You can't be too careful. Make your mind up and go for it. (Dave) You say you wanna make some changes, Maybe quit and ge...Read Full Lyrics