Split Pants In Detroit (or Hyrule) Lyrics

Your boy Alan Greenspan Does the best that he can To walk away from this mess with clean hands He cut interest rates to the floor and shit Supporting the lending of sub-prime m...Read Full Lyrics

[Hook] It's the return of the curmudgeon We're all thirty-first cousins Remind myself, cause the thirst doesn't The thirst kills Thirst murders universal will I'll be having ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] You came through town in an old Jeep Looking like 1997 Won a few hearts with a bold speech Talking 'bout let's go find the weapons Talking 'bout let's be good again ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] What's all the racket? I'm sorry, it was me, sir Ridin' down Slauson bumpin' '97 Weezer Don't know all the lyrics but I hit the keywords All my favorite tunes are fro...Read Full Lyrics

(Check, check, yeah, one-two, ah, yeah, yeah, check, yeah, yeah) Only your corollaries know y'all Unique snowflakes in ordinary snowballs And you can find me in the place sipp...Read Full Lyrics

[Nocando] I'm underground man like I'm beneath the streets I dress nice but I ain't no goddamned sneaker freak I freestyle, if you need receipts buy CDs from me These good for ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Yeah, you can have it all You can get the girl And if you're short Be the tallest midget in the world It's your orchard, no self-torture Hold head high like the guy...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle] Buy seven, get the eighth one free though They overcompensating, rolling quarters into Speedos They make you sell tickets to a play To rock a show th...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Writing on the floor of a Chinese restaurant Crown on my hip like Simon Petrikov Thought of a song called 'Thinking of Master Plans' Reagan and Rakim drinking in Amst...Read Full Lyrics

So don't invite me to your wedding (yeah) You didn't invite me to your funeral So I'm not gonna be on time (yeah) You didn't invite me to your funeral So don't invite me to you...Read Full Lyrics