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I met her on a strip It was another lost weekend The band was too slick And the people were twisted So I asked her for a date She reluctantly agreed Then we went to my place And s...Read Full Lyrics

Skating down in Shinjuku When I smelled love in the air Rolling by the pagoda The fragrance floats from somewhere Will my Suki find me in time Or will her sushi spawn The odor dri...Read Full Lyrics

One, two One, two, three, quatro Hattie told Mattie Bouta thing she saw Hada two big horns And a wooly jaw Wooly bully, wooly bully Wooly bully, wooly bully Wooly bully...Read Full Lyrics

Listen boys and girls About the other world It's just a day job Night job Odd job Nose job Hand job Blow job Rack job Snow job Boring 9-to-5 job Rather have a knob job Things get ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm goin' to the theme park Lookin' for a thrill Gonna stay 'til they close it 'Til I get my fill Spinning on a Tilt-A-Whirl Nothin' like it in this world Close your eyes and hold ...Read Full Lyrics

You somehow knew we'd meet again. Now I understand. If I look surprised don't be alarmed, I've got you, in my arms. I can almost taste it, and when I can, (I won't waste the chance...Read Full Lyrics

(Spooner/Steen/Waybill) The girls got embarrassed When we did our act in Paris Same way that they did in L. A. And we really had a battle When we did it in Seattle Vancouver on th...Read Full Lyrics

(The Tubes/Ray Trainer) Copyright 1975 Psuedo Songs Tell me how you want it And that's we'll play it Listen to our single Watch how they play it Tell me how you want it That's how...Read Full Lyrics

(Spooner/Evans) Copyright 1975 Pseudo Songs and Swiveltone Music What do you want from life To kidnap an heiress Or threaten her with a knife What do you want from life To get cab...Read Full Lyrics

And so on and on the lores of Wongo go, Throughout the sands of time. Singing their song of love, so rare, To only the chosen ones who dare. From the foggy woggy banks Of the Limp...Read Full Lyrics