Tears and snot, and lots and lots
Of soggy soggy tissues,
Careful now, just where you walk,
Or they'll stick to your new shoes,
My heart has kicked the shit from it,
It's broken an...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Hello operator, I'd like to make a call, could I have four double seven three one zero four
I'm sorry sir, could you repeat that number once again?
Four double seven three one ze...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
I've come to the conclusion, 'cause I get around a bit,
That half of what you read is bull and the other half's all shit,
And the truth is really nothin' like what you've probably ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
She said thank you
For the brand new super duper dildo
Super duper dildo
You say that it's the biggest one they had
Super duper dildo
Well I'm pmt and if that's meant for me
Then t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Verse
School holidays were draggin' on
He was gettin' really bored
And his Mum had started poppin' pills
She was climbin' up the walls
So when he asked her could he go across
The ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
We were just a little outback band, playin' pubs for peanuts,
Drinkin' singin' shittin' bricks each time we went on stage,
And most of all the gear we had was still on hire purchas...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Well I woke up feelin' rat shit, with no way to hold me head that didn't
Hurt,
Wonderin' what'd make me feel the best, chunder or a squirt,
But I think I'll settle for a shit 'caus...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Robbo was me knock about mate and a funny bastard too,
There weren't a thing that I don't reckon Robbo couldn't do,
He'd pull on near on anything he could to make a quid,
But let m...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Bloody Wilson
I will look into your eyes and tell you now
That I need you
An I'll never reach the end of wanting you
Angel without wings
Lyin next to me
I can't believe what heaven let you come...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Borg
I'm not gonna make it wrong if it's right
I'm not gonna paint it black when it's white
If I'm goonna make it, I'll never have to break it
I'm never gonna paint it black ooo
I used...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Kevin Borg