Stand Up Lyrics

A guy at work Was trav’ling overseas He was going to find a wife He’d been married Married 3 times before He was going to roll the deice And when he was asked How you go...Read Full Lyrics

I was told a story while I warned them of the sky. And I could see no good reason why the old man woulda lied. Oh, he looked to be about as strong as a fish. And I tell it as I won...Read Full Lyrics

After defying the grip on the hangman's noose And recovering my cognizance, Spun the compass North by Northwest And took Liberty out for a long slow dance. Took a good look around,...Read Full Lyrics

10001110101 Ribonucleic acid freak out, the power of prayer. Long halls of science and all the lunatics committed there. Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS! Did you not kno...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old. And come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century. I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old wo...Read Full Lyrics

Airstreams tethered together like silver sleeping oxen All the best locations are located on the margins Suited for telescoping the interstellar scene It's a mean killer in the day...Read Full Lyrics

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Everything gonna be all-right I went deep down into that river now. I rose up. I felt that sun beat down upon this sinner's face. I went deep in that...Read Full Lyrics

I remember it (?????) the first time I was thirteen years old A large field burning outside Damascus In the grips of October’s cold All the books in a boxwood pine Who amo...Read Full Lyrics

My nasty Yankee mannerisms Didn't jive with the local traditions How was I to know she had a jealous husband? He was the GM of a Tractor Supply Well acquainted with the guns an...Read Full Lyrics

If you thought it was boring in Jordan Then come out here for a day And by the way, the name is Marcus But if you like, you can call me Sensei Well the emperor is in the pig sty An...Read Full Lyrics