Stand Up Comic Lyrics

Dear sir or madam, I don't normally write to the pressBut the neighborhood where I grew up is really quite depressedSociety is crumbling but the media's obsessed with boobs, bumsDo...Read Full Lyrics

Girl, you really got me goin'You got me so I don't know what I'm doin' nowYeah, you really got me nowYou got me so I can't sleep at nightYeah, you really got me nowYou got me so I ...Read Full Lyrics

I had this dream AmericaWas always a very special placeHeroes of the great Wild WestWild Bill Hickock and the restThe romantic on a wreckless chase'Til reality hit me in the faceHe...Read Full Lyrics

I sat down and started to write a song on the old upright piano.I played these crude chords with my left hand and thumbed out a kind ofA blues riff. I thought of a melody to go wit...Read Full Lyrics

When the heat stops you sleeping at nightAnd the dead leaves rustle aroundAnd the calmness keeps you awakeAnd you pace around the roomThat's the zombie in you manifesting itselfAnd...Read Full Lyrics

Dirty old river, must you keep rollingFlowing into the night?People so busy, make me feel dizzyTaxi light shines so brightAnd I don't need no friendsAs long as I gaze on Waterloo s...Read Full Lyrics

Is this really it?Is this the final stationIt's really been quite a tripYou know it's been great to watch the sightsPlaying the edited highlightsAnd all the outtakes you did not se...Read Full Lyrics

Sunlight and the city is barely awakeAs all the early morning drifters make their wayHeadlights in the distance too bright for my eyesStill I love the dusk, the dawn, between times...Read Full Lyrics

Can't believe what I just read, gossip on the InternetNow the tabloids have the newsCross my heart, it just ain't trueI never thought it of youName, names and every lineIs feeding ...Read Full Lyrics

When I see that girl of mine Makes me want to sigh When I see that girl of mine Makes me want to sigh [Chorus]I don't care if the sun don't shine Long as I can see that girl of min...Read Full Lyrics