Standing on the Corner Lyrics

KN: I was talking to Tom about this movie that nobody wants me to make. It's a musical called 'M', starring Siamese twins connected by the lips.TW: Connected by the lips? That's......Read Full Lyrics

Crack a mean whip, carry a big gun Cast a long shadow till the day is done Do ninety miles an hour down the Devil's trail Done hard time in a hundred jails No one can forgive me bu...Read Full Lyrics

I'm playin' hooky, I'm playin' hookyI can't walk cool when I got books underneath my armI'm playin' hooky, I'm playin' hookyAnd I'm afraid I will be failing to be hearing the alarm...Read Full Lyrics

Well, the shoeshine boy's got lines around the blockThe bloodhound's let the convicts get awayAnd after you're asleep, all the cheerleaders weepAnd the ham-and-eggers win the Irish...Read Full Lyrics

Daggers of moonlightMurder the sheetsin the stink of a four dollar roomAnd Daddy's gone a-huntingfor a dimebag of schoolboyTied up with a yellow balloonSo hush little babydaddy mus...Read Full Lyrics

Once more before I goOut to KillarneyOnce more before I goBeg me to stayAs the wind blows across my graveI will be callingOnce more before I goOnce more forever moreOnce more befor...Read Full Lyrics

That old stray hound dog by the meat market nowLickin' his chops for some greasy chowTop sirloin, pork chops, New York cutSalisbury ground 'round, hangin' 'round downtownDropped ou...Read Full Lyrics

On the Big Rock Candy MountainThe cops have wooden legsThe bulldogs all have rubber teethAnd the hens lay soft-boiled eggsOn the Big Rock Candy MountainYou never change your socksA...Read Full Lyrics

Friday's lecture was All I needed To Clue me in Your expertise Is ancient Please fill this thimble Kiss it red, gold and green We never go down South of the mouth, just always wa...Read Full Lyrics

Well, your skeletons in the closet are introducing themselvesThe knick-knacks wisecrack there on the shelfYou told him that you loved him, but he's hissin' at youWhat else is new, ...Read Full Lyrics