Stanta (uncensored) Lyrics

Tea-time againAll my favourite food againI'll eat some chips and thenI will eat some moreMake them in your ovenEat one or two dozenShare them with your cousinOr eat them allOh, I l...Read Full Lyrics

Vanessa's TV show, well it has been axedShe'll now sport a horrible frownThe beeb have axed her show, but the funny thing isThat unlike her weight, the figures went downVanessa tri...Read Full Lyrics

Just a perfect dayDrink sangria in the parkAnd then later when it gets darkWe go home Or maybe to the pub, because the pub's open 'till quite lateJust a perfect dayFeed animals in'...Read Full Lyrics

Now listen ginger nutsWe are glad that you've gone'Cause we never liked yourYour evil waysWe had to pretendBecause we were told toYou know that it's better nowThe money goes four w...Read Full Lyrics

Ummm hello, my name is comedy ummmI've noticed you aroundI find you very attractiveI've noticed you aroundI find you very attractiveI find you very attractiveUmmmWould you go to be...Read Full Lyrics

(Dale Winton)I've noticed you're quite roundYou could be very attractiveI've noticed you're quite roundI think you'reI find youYou're quite podgy aren't you reallyHave you thought ...Read Full Lyrics

Up, DownUp, DownUp, DownUp, DownUp, DownWe continueThis is Pete Tong with your essential workoutLarging it for the next three minutes of full on sweatAs we fight the flab by losing...Read Full Lyrics

Number 1, this record clearly is a number 1.Going straight to the top, it's plain to see.Cos all the profits go to charity, we're also favourites for a number 1 (number 1),we're sh...Read Full Lyrics

Album:187um Dre It's OnSong:Down to Tha Last Roach(Dr.Dre: "I still express yo I don't smoke weed or sess"BITCH!!!Ah, greetings eartlings, and welcome to the motherfuckin'wonderful...Read Full Lyrics

Weren't you there when the carousel burned downThe fire and confusion, the smoke and the soundI swear you were there when the carousel burned downWe were all aroundThe rings charre...Read Full Lyrics