Started As A Baby Lyrics

I'm a stay at home dad I'm on paternity leave I'm a stay at home dad It's just the baby and me I'm a stay at home dad While my wife's at work I got a bottle in my hand And spit-up...Read Full Lyrics

It's Sunday afternoon And there are a few things that I have to do. And I'm gon' do 'em I'm gon' do 'em. It's Sunday afternoon And there are a few things that I have to do. And I'...Read Full Lyrics

It's your birthday today, What does that mean I guess I'll try to explain, That twenty-one years ago on this day, It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face. An...Read Full Lyrics

(Dialing) Bob (Jon): Can't believe this. B: I'm gonna kill this motherfucker. *Sigh* Jake (the other guy): Hallo B: Hello, Jake. J: Uh, hi there Bob. How is it going? B: Well, I...Read Full Lyrics

I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath When I focus my mind I always reach my goal But there's one thing I ca...Read Full Lyrics

Why did you leave me girl I don't understand... Is it because I killed your dad... Oh it is Oh I guess that sorta makes sense So you wanna stay friends?...Read Full Lyrics

Mc confusing: Mc confusing back in this bitch With a parking sandwich and chicken ticket I got a liquid face lift from a a figg with big tits And my wrist got twisted by a britt wi...Read Full Lyrics

[MC Confusing] Other rappers are comprehensible - not me! First on the mic - MC Confusing! I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes the...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] (She's my ride or die All eyes on us) [Verse 1] She walks in like California Talks more like Tennessee She was raised to find a gentleman Her Mama sure loves me ...Read Full Lyrics

Just an old bucket of bolts for sale there in the weeds 200 cash, push pull the drag, bought it when I turned 16 Yeah me and daddy out in that barn beneath that overhead light ...Read Full Lyrics