Stay-At-Home Mom Lyrics

A kiss is a kiss is a kiss Regardless of Joseph Smith And what I wouldn’t give to love a woman like she does… A kiss is a kiss is a kiss is a kiss On the lips Or on the li...Read Full Lyrics

This sickness that’s inside of me Ain’t a sickness that’s easy to see No rash, no runs, no potpourri Of symptoms Of woes No bloody stool No bloody nose Just cause you ...Read Full Lyrics

So where are the songs that we used to sing? The wind in our hair, that cramped backseat? And where did they go? And what did they mean? All of that static, and our lives in ...Read Full Lyrics

A small ziploc bag is all that it takes For a father to seem less a man than mistake ‘Cause that’s not the type of thing that you want to find Under bed When your horny An...Read Full Lyrics

We’re from a place where the sidewalk ends Where the black hole kids are swapping blood with their friends But the mermaids rot, and our bodies ache, and we’re putting bends ...Read Full Lyrics

I’ve seen the jet planes crash And oil tankers galore I’ve seen Mexicans in boxer shorts With Pacific Ocean pompadours I’ve seen gay penguins fuck And bison roam through...Read Full Lyrics

Tell June Gloom I'll see her soon. I've got two lungs filled with smog and this Bo Kimble sort of heart. Cause there's an actor signing laws instead of autographs. And I'm stuck, i...Read Full Lyrics

What I did to your daughter last night... The things that she begged for when I turned off the light... If I told you, what would you do, that I knew that you’d done all those ...Read Full Lyrics

Rise and shine. And then one day you’re thirty and life tries to pass you by. Rise and shine. And the sun gives like and Injun’, and trades what dreams may come for bloodshot e...Read Full Lyrics

When we’re starving and the only food is snagged between teeth filled with gold When they’re feasting, their guts churning, and we’re crawling for scraps on the floor Wha...Read Full Lyrics