Steve Berman [Skit] Lyrics

Hey! Hey! Stop! Hey! Please, stop! F*ck! Stop!Thank God you stoppedF*ck, my fucking On-Star isn't workingI left my fucking phone at homeGod, I've been standing out here for like an...Read Full Lyrics

Good evening!This is your fucking captain speakingWe will soon be reaching an altitude of four million and a half feetThat's eight million miles in the skyPlease, undo your seat be...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Mathers?Mr. Mathers?Mr. Mathers?Mr. Mathers, can you hear my voice?Okay, he's not respondingI'm gonna need an eighteen-gaugeLeft A-C right awayB-P is ninety over twelveRespirat...Read Full Lyrics

Morning, MarshallMorning, DocSo we're discharging you today; how are you feeling?AnxiousAnxiety?Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world, nervousNervous? Come ...Read Full Lyrics

Guess who? D'you miss me?Jessica Simpson, sing the chorusWhen you walked through the door (woo)It was clear to me (clear to me)You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who ...Read Full Lyrics

Ya lookIf I were to rap about the crap that's outThat's the route you probably want me to takeCause your just dyeing to know what I thinkAnd my take on some other rappersIf I was t...Read Full Lyrics

Morning, MarshallMorning, DocSo we're discharging you today; how are you feeling?AnxiousAnxiety?Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world, nervousNervous? Come ...Read Full Lyrics

YeahYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahOkayAlright, aight, aight, aight, aightYo, yoAight, I'ma lay the chorus firstHere we go nowMy mom loved Valium and lots of drugsThat's why I a...Read Full Lyrics

(Ugh, you're a monster)I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like GodzillaBetter hit the deck like the card dealerMy whole squad's in here, walking around the partyA cros...Read Full Lyrics

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? YoHis palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are hea...Read Full Lyrics