Stillborn Unicorn Lyrics

Natalie Portman's tapeworm had a sudden and very unexpected change of heartHe said this indie chick stinks no longer, fly in my wick - I think I need a fresh startSo, he detached h...Read Full Lyrics

I spy something with my little eyeA walking dead manA walking dead manIf you look at my back just one more timeThen you're a dead manYou're a dead manIf you spill my drink as you w...Read Full Lyrics

God gave me consciousness but he never mentioned whyWhat's the use of living long if we're all condemned to dieHumbled in hospitals I have seen the bitter endEverybody will die alo...Read Full Lyrics

Happy day! The agonizing wait has finally come to down to a happy endThe universe has granted us it's blessingHappiness is knowing that you'll never have to waste another keystroke...Read Full Lyrics

ProgressProgressWhich kind of leaves a questionFrom what?To where?Lord spare me from idiots wrappedSnug in their radical politicsAll their ideals smelling so sweetStill kept in the...Read Full Lyrics

'Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all throughout the houseNot a creature dared disagreeYeah, not even a mouseWith their communist DogmaWith their Soviet greedNo Christmas decorat...Read Full Lyrics

I never was an easy childI had a lot of fights at schoolThe careers adviser said to meHere's what I think you should doNow you could be a sailor orMaybe you could have your own shi...Read Full Lyrics

John Archibald Wheeler once said that time is just nature's way of stopping everything from happening at onceAs if the universe had a limited amount of bandwidth or a low RAM like ...Read Full Lyrics