Stonehenge Lyrics

I'd like to go to Scotland, I'd like to wear I kilt, I'd like to show off my two legs And do just what I wilt I'd like to go to Scotland And show off my two thighs, I'd like to wea...Read Full Lyrics

Take stuff from work. It's the best way to feel better about your job. Never buy pens or pencils or paper. Take 'em from work. Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders-take 'e...Read Full Lyrics

I remember the last time I donated blood The nurse put a bandage on my arm. She told me Not to remove it for six hours The time was five o'clock, and at about ten to six I was hav...Read Full Lyrics

And so the very evil children took the dog out to play in the park Then they took him home and refused to set him on fire They were evil evil evil children And they refused to do a...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes on the subway he felt like a little bunny rabbit With a cute little bunny nose And long floppy ears And a brand new submachine gun And a big bushy tail Because the little...Read Full Lyrics

Once there was an adorable little bunny that hopped and bopped through the cotton fields eating carrots all day long. The people loved him and thought he was so fucking cute and sw...Read Full Lyrics

Faces on the walls Invisible faces on the walls Faces of criminals Faces of animals Telling me to cut up your corpse Telling me to paint in your blood Telling me to slice up your f...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time, Somewhere in the Ocean somewhere, There lived a Fish, The King of the Fish The King of the Fish was not happy He wanted to be more than just to be the King of the...Read Full Lyrics

Spare the goats and spoil the lambs Screamed the farm man It's raining fireballs and boulders and radioactive debris Run for your life and kill your wife Cries the preacher It's th...Read Full Lyrics

And I would go And I would go everyday almost to the sandbox And 'cause I loved the sandbox so much And 'cause I had my pail and my shovel And and my shovel And I would play in th...Read Full Lyrics