Storytelling Johnny Lyrics

Tucked shyly away on the wrong nightbus. No one gives a flying fig for us. Hollow hugs in Hampshire? No I WILL NOT GO. I'd sooner roll over and die, Than "get high." No, please don...Read Full Lyrics

Did I tell you I applied to the Uni of Life?I was measured for my gown... and I promptly got turned down.I'm not a bit surprised this time. It's just like you to doteOn someone who...Read Full Lyrics

Dear girl, you will be a boy for him tonight.Dear girl, he only wants to see the boy in you tonight.Do you still mooch there, still hung up on wedge hair?Do you still mope there, f...Read Full Lyrics

If I took the mote out from Your eye, please don't then thank me. I just needed it to stick in Someone else's eye. Found scrawled in kohl on the mirror: "One life, just one careles...Read Full Lyrics

On a wet day in Whetstone, I made for my intentions a bee-line.But I bumped into Ruth and we wasted our youth before tea-time.My hair was a mess, but my dreams were immaculate.My l...Read Full Lyrics

When you live without expectation, You can never be let down. Still you say "Trust NO ONE who kisses eyes open. Trust in God but lock your car."Thoughtlessness may well be their ex...Read Full Lyrics

I dreamt the film of my life as directed by Joseph Losey. It was eight minutes long, and cast as me was Parker Posey. It had a limited run in the small hours on Channel Four. And a...Read Full Lyrics

(All rightis everybody ready yeah!) (Alright nowhere we go) Nationowl divides this bomb to blow Adios serials worldwide Once inside ya ride usinthe mic like a screwdriver To b...Read Full Lyrics

You watch and wince and then you yearn "Will people in London never learn?"The grace of Harrow and Eton skies Has yet to be beaten in your eyes.Give me days of dreaming spires, Ove...Read Full Lyrics

Don't bother with their wisdom, don't bother with white lies.I'm trying to deliver what's written in their eyes.If the rot can't be stopped, then why not o why not,Can't I swim wit...Read Full Lyrics