Straight Out Of The Crompton Lyrics

When you die, can I have your girl?I'll make my move at your funeralAnd as your family cry and mournI'll make her forget you were ever bornWhen you're gone will I be on the list?I'...Read Full Lyrics

I'm in love with a noxious gasI like her face and I like her assShe asked for marriage and I said "I will"Then I breathed her in, now I'm seriously illI'm in love with a poisonous ...Read Full Lyrics

Seems to matter what I do, so I'm saving this 4 UCos it seems to be the last piece there isAnd you haven't had a chance yet to taste thisFragments of a life you shouldn't missSeems...Read Full Lyrics

only you know when i look backdo i believe youyou said you were scumyou were rightall those time i was watching themthinking how sweetyou were only watching herthinking of yourself...Read Full Lyrics

I was trying to go vegetarian, but she spiked my meals with meatAnd when I slept she placed real leather shoes upon my feetI phoned up her father and said "I'd like to marry your d...Read Full Lyrics

If the world ends and destroys all my friendsI want to share armageddon with youWe'll pick through the rubble and stay out of troubleAnd start civilisation anewWe'll watch the nucl...Read Full Lyrics

I first met you at the quiz machineYou touched my heart as you touched the screenAnd together we inched towards a big cash prize.Our knowledge seemed complementaryI knew pop music,...Read Full Lyrics

the pages are tattered and tornturn them away from me pleasehe's floating through time and spaceno notice of where he has beenhe's floating through time and spaceno need to know wh...Read Full Lyrics

I see you nearly every day and wonder what you're thinkingYou ask me if I'm being served, and if not, what I'm drinkingI wish our conversation could extend to higher thingsBut unti...Read Full Lyrics

You're so very small, but you make the biggest soundAnd time goes so much faster whenever you're aroundYou fit inside my pocket, warm snug and tightI charge your batteries so we ca...Read Full Lyrics