Strangers in Space Lyrics

There's too many women and not enough wine Too many poets and not enough rhyme Too many glasses and not enough time Draw your own conclusions My old dog's a good old dog My old man...Read Full Lyrics

Bringing home the baconTender juicy steaks Breast-fed baby dumpling Gobbling up the cakes Milk-fed baby dumplingSlobbering, goo-faced, mean Wet-nursed sour purse spot faceBlubberin...Read Full Lyrics

She wandered through the garden fence And said, 'I've brought at great expense A potion guaranteed to bring Relief from all your suffering' And though I said, 'You don't exist' She...Read Full Lyrics

You come to me at midnight and say, 'It's dark in here.' You know you robbed me of my sight, and light is what I fear I tell you that I can not see but you persist in showing me Th...Read Full Lyrics

Your multilingual business friendHas packed her bags and fledLeaving only ash-filled ashtraysAnd the lipsticked unmade bedThe mirror on reflectionHas climbed back upon the wallFor ...Read Full Lyrics

For you (whose eyes were opened wide whilst mine refused to see) I'm sore in need of saving grace. Be kind and humor me I'm lost amidst a sea of wheat Where people speak but seldom...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a dog in a manger A cat with a mouse I'm the prodigal stranger I'll burn down the house I'm a self-educator A collector of news I'm the cool liberator Any topic you chooseI'm a...Read Full Lyrics

Bought a souvenir in London Got to hide it from my mom Can't declare it at the Customs But I'll have to take it home Tried to keep it confidential But the news is leaking out Got a...Read Full Lyrics

Weird goings-on at the county jailPrisoners reading the sheriff's mailHe's strapped down to a swivel chairTrying to swivel right out of therePin-striped sweet's in cell 15Convinced...Read Full Lyrics

"All hands on deck, we"ve run afloat" I heard the captain cry"Explore the ship, replace the cook, let no one leave alive!"Across the straits, around the Horn, how far can sailors f...Read Full Lyrics