Stratford-On-Guy Lyrics

I keep a close watch on this twat of mineI keep my eyes wide open all the timeAnd the condom on your dick's the tie that bindsBecause you're mineYou're gonna sleep with me even if ...Read Full Lyrics

I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home He said he liked to do it backwards I said, "That's just fine with me, That way we can fuck and watch TV." It was four a....Read Full Lyrics

Every time I see your face I get all wet between my legs Every time you pass me by, I heave a sigh of pain Every time I see your face I think of things unpure, unchaste I want to ...Read Full Lyrics

He's just a hero In a long line of heroes Looking for something attractive to save They say he rode in On the back of a pickup And he won't leave town 'Til you remember his name ...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up alarmed I didn't know where I was at first Just that I woke up in your arms And almost immediately I felt sorry 'Cause I didn't think this would happen again No matt...Read Full Lyrics

You took the car It was my favorite one Little white Dart And drove it to Idaho You took the horse It was a thoroughbred Saddled it up Out on the interstate You killed the cat Bu...Read Full Lyrics