Straw Hat & Old Dirty Hank Lyrics

When the crypt doors creakAnd the tombstones quakeSpooks come out for a singing wakeHappy haunts materializeAnd begin to vocalizeGrim grinning ghosts come out to socializeNow don't...Read Full Lyrics

It's been one week since you looked at meCocked your head to the sideand said I'm angryFive days since you laughed at me saying Get that together come back and see meThree days sin...Read Full Lyrics

"Ow, Tye, do you have a cold""No man I just suffer from..."Allergies [Repeated numerous times]Allergic to cats Allergic to beesAllergic to dustAllergic to treesAllergic to moldsAll...Read Full Lyrics

This is where the helicopters came to take me awayThis is where the children used to playThis is only half a mile away from the attackThis is where my life changed in a day,And the...Read Full Lyrics

Wiped out down the stairsI tell you there's a song in thereNot sure I'm prepared to write it down.That guy should be me.I look much better on TV.Then the world would see that I cou...Read Full Lyrics

Drove downtown in the rainNine-thirty on a Tuesday nightJust to check out the late-night record shopCall it impulsive, call it compulsiveCall it insaneBut when I'm surrounded I jus...Read Full Lyrics

Now I lay me down not to sleepI just get tangled in the sheetsI swim in sweat three inches deepI just lay back and claim defeatChapter read and lesson learnedI turned the lights of...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loserI'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured outI'm so brave, too bad I'm a babyI'm so fly, that's probably why it feels just like I'm falling...Read Full Lyrics

What's so maybe aboutWhat's so maybe aboutWhat's so maybe about Katie?What's the use in hesitating?Can't you see that Katie's waiting?Just because her youth is fadingDoesn't mean s...Read Full Lyrics

You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mailAll of them coming anonymously so they leave no trailI never thought I'd have an admirer from overseasBut someone is sending me s...Read Full Lyrics