Strelecky's Theme // Serial Monogamy Lyrics

[fast forwarded monologue]my boss at the restaurant gave me the old pep talk again this morninganother one starting; hard work is the manner of the desperate poverty he was born in...Read Full Lyrics

Have you ever?Ever had to stand and just watchWhile your life was like a game on your X-Box?Welcome to the club, I’m the president (incumbent)We’re almost like a nation of fool...Read Full Lyrics

This little baked potatoShe won't stop messing aroundShe's a little hot potatoAnd the guys pass her all around town(hot hot hot)My wife woke up this morningIn the arms of another m...Read Full Lyrics

Line them up against the factory wallBurn down all the inconvenience storesSmash the anchors back into the boatsThese people weren’t invited by the hostsDifferent strokes for dif...Read Full Lyrics

Stay with me,Oh, stay with meThrough my troubled times,Oh, and the good ones tooStay with meOh stay with meI am dying to set your heart on fire againI was lost, it was dark, I kept...Read Full Lyrics

Sing helloSing hello, meet your new neighborSing some moreYeah yeah yeahIf you’re the bead in the middle nowYou sit still in the swingLet me tell you, town’s on fire!If you sit...Read Full Lyrics

My mind took a hikeMiddle of october And the rain is coming down likeBack on Martna's vineyard uponIndian HillIn your Mom's pickup truck I remember it stillDark dirt roads need a k...Read Full Lyrics

Hello? Hi, this is Bridget, should I come over later? I'm sorry, I don't know a Bridget Well that's not what you said when you hugged me last night! Ha! you think we're an item jus...Read Full Lyrics

Lonely IslandWe been here for a minute nowThis some grown man shitAkiva:I got that diaper moneyI got that diaper money dudeI got that diaper moneyI’m a grown ass manYou know, I g...Read Full Lyrics

All this time we were told we would never make it. All this time we were told we would never make it. Everyone said we couldn't break it. Everyone said there was no way to shake it...Read Full Lyrics