Strychnine In My Rum Lyrics

Goin' outta step - a lame draft horse Pullin' himself along I've got a pegleg you may will to reinforce So that your friends guess I am strong Enough. I cannot say where my nothin...Read Full Lyrics

She said let's put a plastic bag over our heads And then kiss and stuff 'til we get dizzy and fall on the bed. We were in heaven for five or six minutes, then we passed out And I w...Read Full Lyrics

A man walks into a bar Orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts But the bar turns into a spaceship And the bartender gives him a hair cut I can't remember the end of that joke You ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a little lost without you Well, that could be an understatement Now I hope that I have paid the cost To let a day go by and not call on you 'Cause I'm so busy, so busy Thinkin...Read Full Lyrics

Nina I can be your boyfriend So you can stay with your girlfriend Your father is a sweet old man But it is hard for him to understand That you wanna love a woman Nina I can be your...Read Full Lyrics

Jennifer called, told me about her latest admirer Said: someone should make a pamphlet called "So you think you're in love with Jennifer" They're all guys with steady girlfriends P...Read Full Lyrics

Having an argument with myself down Elizabeth Street Bumping into backpackers and struggling with the parameters and the basic construction of my feet Kicking beer cans and r...Read Full Lyrics

Oh the memories, they come a-streamin' When I'm walkin' 'round here dreamin' On a summers night on Hammer Hill Oh, it's hard to stay with the subject When you think you of somethin...Read Full Lyrics

At the department of forgotten songs There is a crying girl She's lonely She's just sixteen Or forty-five She's been abandoned for almost all her life She can remember the bo...Read Full Lyrics

Oh no, god damn I missed the last tram I killed a party again God damn, god damn I wanna sleep in my bed I wanna clean up my head Don't wanna look this dead Don't wanna feel this d...Read Full Lyrics