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Whiskey man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the timeHe always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fineNobody has ever seen him, I'm the only oneSeemingly I must be mad, ...Read Full Lyrics

I don't mind other guys dancing with my girlThat's fine, I know them all pretty wellBut I know sometimes I must get out in the lightBetter leave her behind with the kids, they're a...Read Full Lyrics

I don't mind other guys dancing with my girlThat's fine, I know them all pretty wellBut I know sometimes I must get out in the lightBetter leave her behind with the kids, they're a...Read Full Lyrics

Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a manHe lived in the sand at the Isle of ManThe kids would all sing, he would take the wrong keySo they rode on his head on their furry donkeyThe ...Read Full Lyrics

Happy Jack wasn't old, but he was a manHe lived in the sand at the Isle of ManThe kids would all sing, he would take the wrong keySo they rode on his head on their furry donkeyThe ...Read Full Lyrics

The first time we met you were a kennel maid,You gave me a tip I got me forecast paid,You were holding a greyhound in trap number one,Your white coat was shining in the afternoon s...Read Full Lyrics

I'm the face baby, is that clear,I'm the face baby, is that clear,I'm the face if you want it,I'm the face if you want it, dear,All the others are third class tickets by me, baby, ...Read Full Lyrics

Why should I care, why should I care?Girls of fifteenSexually knowingThe ushers are sniffingEau-de-coloningThe seats are seductiveCelibate sittingPretty girls diggingPrettier women...Read Full Lyrics

The sun shinesAnd people forgetThe spray flies as the speedboat glidesAnd people forgetForget they're hidingThe girls smileAnd people forgetThe snow packs as the skier tracksPeople...Read Full Lyrics

Out here in the fieldsI fight for my mealsI get my back into my livingI don't need to fightTo prove I'm rightI don't need to be forgivenDon't cryDon't raise your eyeIt's only teena...Read Full Lyrics