Successlessness Lyrics

You don't need to ask me twice I'm not averse to giving advice On a barstool basis Four o'clock sounds fine to me I'll meet you at the library There's privacy in public places...Read Full Lyrics

I was looking for something To soothe your aching head Where did I put the recipe for breakfast in bed? Three days stright, drinking late Sleeping on the fire escape And in th...Read Full Lyrics

We've never been much chop at all that sensual stuff One of us always seems to stop before the other's had Enough Like a self-help manual that's been written in Braille It seems th...Read Full Lyrics

You and I have got a postpak relationship It's a tale of two cities I don't know how many self addressed envelopes Have passed between you and I and Melbourne and Sydney Two ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Mike, you busy? All this sunshine's making me dizzy Went outside, all my clothes dried And if I'm babbling, please forgive me But it's the first hint of sunshine For a wee...Read Full Lyrics

One of us is packing things in boxes The other two are trying to pretend That the boy she loves is not all that obnoxious We're hoping that she'll see sense in the end But I've com...Read Full Lyrics

He says he loves her, he's her husband He says “I do” but he doesn't He tells lies by the dozen And sometimes she feels like sticking her head In the bread oven Here ...Read Full Lyrics

Another summer slipped away without me noticing At least you had the decency to say “I'll see you later” The streets are wider here I watched you disappear Such a simple t...Read Full Lyrics

Is it April yet? I forget sometimes how slowly summer passes You disappeared into Departures Only half a year ago It seems like so much more, you know I went a fortnight witho...Read Full Lyrics

The drunkest man in the world Misunderstands what he's overheard Morose one minute, more toasts the next He's amazing, he's a mess Nevertheless Always well dressed The ...Read Full Lyrics