Suck A Caribou's Ass Lyrics

I eat filet mignon seven times a day My bathtub's filled with Perrier What can I say? This is the life! I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood I hire somebody to chew my food I'm...Read Full Lyrics

I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and ...Read Full Lyrics

Put down your remote control Throw out your TV Guide Put away your jacket There's no need to go outside Don't you know that we control the horizontal We control the vertical, too W...Read Full Lyrics

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well, believe me, this has been on...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I want to go To the city of cavemen The city of Bedrock I'd be a Flinstone Now I'll tell you why Well, I've got I've ...Read Full Lyrics

You can torture me With Donnie & Marie You can play some Barry Manilow Or you can play some schlock Like New Kids On The Block Or any Village People song you know Or play Vanilla I...Read Full Lyrics

Well, they call me the fireman, that's my name Making my rounds all over town putting out old flames Hell, everybody'd like to have a what I got I can cool 'em down when they're sm...Read Full Lyrics

Saturday night Out on the town Feeling so sure of myself Meeting some friends Sharing some laughs Not thinking of anything else Then one of them leaned over my shoulder And all at...Read Full Lyrics

There were no angry words at all As we carried boxes down the hall One by one we put them in your car Nothing much for us to say One last goodbye and you drove away I watched your ...Read Full Lyrics

Didn't I make you feel Like you were the only one Didn't I give you everything That a man possibly can But all the love I give you It's never enough But I'm going to show you baby ...Read Full Lyrics